Kyokka campusers! hahaaaaa
Three university students dodged an exam
because they were partying the whole weekend and couldn't read. They
came up with a plan,
got themselves
dirty using grease, then went to see the Dean on Monday morning, just a
few hours after the exam. "Sir we are sorry we couldn’t make it to the
exam.
We attended a wedding and on our way back the car broke down
thus as you can see." The Dean understood and told them they will write
the exam on Wednesday.
On Wednesday, they went to the Dean very ready for the exam because they had studied.
The Dean put them in three separate classes. There were only four questions on the exam paper:
1. Who was getting married? (25 marks)
2. Where was the reception held?
(25 marks)
3. Where exactly did the car break down?
(25 marks)
4.What type of car broke down?
(25 marks)
Good luck...
NB: Your answers must be the same.!!
Musician
Friday, 29 January 2016
Thursday, 28 January 2016
Monday, 23 November 2015
VOTE ME IN VIGA AWARDS
To all my friends and fans please vist viga awards page like it and vote me from der my nos are 41,57,86
or please sms
VIGA 57,41,86 TO 8888
or please sms
VIGA 57,41,86 TO 8888
Monday, 16 November 2015
My Mum 55th Birthday
God bless you mum thanks for loving us and being there for us and on this day may you continue to blow more thousand candles love you lots mwaaaa
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Thursday, 12 November 2015
Musician: VOTE NEENO IN VIGA AWARDS
Musician: VOTE NEENO IN VIGA AWARDS: To all my Family and friends Thanks for the love u have showed me on this journey that I embarked on u have made me come this far in Gospe...
VOTE NEENO IN VIGA AWARDS
To all my Family and friends Thanks for the love u have showed me on this journey that I embarked on u have made me come this far in Gospel Music.Thanks to Viga Awards that I also stand a chance to be nominated in differnt categories.
I here by kindly request that vote for me in these following catergories
To Vote please type CODE name of the song artist send to 8888
"RJS I HAVE A GOD NEENO" SEND TO 8888
"AFRO ASINGA NEENO" SEND TO 8888
"WORSHIP YESU ELINYALYO NEENO" SEND TO 8888
I will be grateful for your votes thanks and God bless you
I here by kindly request that vote for me in these following catergories
To Vote please type CODE name of the song artist send to 8888
"RJS I HAVE A GOD NEENO" SEND TO 8888
"AFRO ASINGA NEENO" SEND TO 8888
"WORSHIP YESU ELINYALYO NEENO" SEND TO 8888
I will be grateful for your votes thanks and God bless you
Sunday, 8 November 2015
Todays Bible verse
(Philippians 4: 19 And
my God shall supply every need of yours according to his riches in glory in
Christ Jesus.)
Lord God of the universe we come before you this week we
repent all our short comings may your blood purify us white as snow we commit
everything we are cause we believe that you will supply all our needs according
to your riches in glory Teach me to
trust You, Lord always Amen.
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