Friday, 29 January 2016

CAMPSERS

Kyokka campusers! hahaaaaa
Three university students dodged an exam because they were partying the whole weekend and couldn't read. They came up with a plan,
got themselves dirty using grease, then went to see the Dean on Monday morning, just a few hours after the exam. "Sir we are sorry we couldn’t make it to the exam.
We attended a wedding and on our way back the car broke down thus as you can see." The Dean understood and told them they will write the exam on Wednesday.
On Wednesday, they went to the Dean very ready for the exam because they had studied.
The Dean put them in three separate classes. There were only four questions on the exam paper:
1. Who was getting married? (25 marks)
2. Where was the reception held?
(25 marks)
3. Where exactly did the car break down?
(25 marks)
4.What type of car broke down?
(25 marks)
Good luck...
NB: Your answers must be the same.!!

Thursday, 28 January 2016

WINNERS

Ezek37:9
I declare dry bones to have life in Jesus Name Say Amen