early wearing such a long face?
HUSBAND: Had a terrible day, I lost
all my colleagues today at work
WIFE: Blood of Jesus! What
happened?
HUSBAND: There was a fire out break
down the tunnel and everybody
died!
WIFE: What a pity! Darling I thank
God for keeping U alive. How did
you make it out my dear?
HUSBAND: Darling, it was God`s
work. My stomach was upsetting me
so, I took a break to ease myself in
the toilet.
WIFE: Darling, thank God you are
alive. What would have happened to
us? I feel so much pity for their
families, how are they going to
survive now?
HUSBAND: My dear it’s a pity, but
UNITED NATIONS has decided to
give the families of the deceased $10
million each.
WIFE: What? !!!! ten million what?
So because of your useless stomach
upset and the foolish toilet and your
refusal to die with your
colleagues………make me miss that
money??Please if you don’t like
trouble , go back and die with your
colleagues.
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